C0ct0pus and I begin the campaign to bring our furry, four-legged friends to the forefront of our campaign to promote atheism, since our dogs are incapable of being overwhelmed with laughter by theist stupidity.
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About my dog, Inu:
This is my dog. He’s half beagle and half blue heeler. His name is Inu which means dog in Japanese (I am not especially creative). Some middle-aged hippy woman gave him to my wife and me four years ago for nothing, proving the old adage true that the best things in life are free. I once paid eighty bucks for a full-blooded Labrador retriever, and she wasn’t half the dog Inu is despite weighing three times as much.
You see, Inu can bite through iron rebar, outrun a Honda Prelude, and shatters glass when he barks. His mere presence impregnates every within a fifty mile radius regardless of the fact that he is neutered. His baying howl makes members of the 101st Airborne soil themselves. Varmints’ heads explode when he growls at them. Kodiak grizzlies turn tail and flee at the sight of him. Wolverines curl into a fetal position and play dead when he raises his hackles.
There has never been a Islamo-fascist terrorist act committed in the state of Missouri, because if a Muslim gets out of line around these parts my dog has intimated through a complex series of whines, growls, and paw gesticulations that he will forcibly sodomize the mother of any would-be martyr before heading on to whatever hereafter camel-jockeys believe in to tear out the throat of all seventy-two of their virgins. (Of course, I encouraged this behavior by feeding him the hearts of Muslims of the despicable Wahabi sect since he was a wee pup.)
Inu put the bop in the bop-she-bop-bop and the ring in the ring-a-ding-a-ling-lang. You’d better shake his paw if you ever meet him, because, yes, he made your baby fall in love with you. Yet always remember that what Inu giveth, Inu can taketh away. If your girlfriend breaks up with you or your wife wants a divorce, you probably off my dog somehow.
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Ich sprachen …
Ich sprachen Deutsch nicht sehr gut, but I think you just asked, “What’s the in that dog’s fur.” To which I say, that’s his natural coloration. He’s half-beagle and half-blue heeler, not a daschund or shepherd. Pull that schnitzel covered in sauerkraut down and have a civilized conversation in English with me instead of jabbering in the tongue of a completely conquered people.
Don’t feel bad. I tell my Japanese wife the same thing.
Was isn das für nee …
Was isn das für nee scheiße
LOL amazing title!
LOL amazing title!
I wish my father …
I wish my father was Ron Paul. That would be awesome!
BTW: You need to get rid of that stutter. Perhaps no longer bending over to let Allah rape you in your slave five times a day would help.
Mohammed: PWNING Muslims since the 6th century! Epic win!
ask your mother …
ask your mother piglet who is your real father and I am sure it will be your
gre-haired dog his name filthy paul
one moment I have to in your dirty chimpmouth
ggggtfoooo chchchchchchchchchch
oh yeh very nice
It’s a little known …
It’s a little known fact that Mohammed passed out drunk and was eaten alive by a pack of wild boars. Hence, Muslims are forbidden from drinking alcohol or eating pork.
How about you GTFO, Saracen faggot? The US created the Internet. YT is an American company. Please go marry your cousin, like you all do. Filthy inbred swine.
fuck all childeren …
all childeren of apes and pigs
gggggggtfooooo sissys
Thanks! He’d like …
Thanks! He’d like you too, I’m sure, as long as you don’t mind a little woofing at. He likes to woof at people when he first meets them.
Love that pooch …
Love that pooch with old Momoud!
Thanks!
Thanks!
thats genius x]
thats genius x]
No, I’m just saying …
No, I’m just saying he’s always got an excuse for not fighting my dog.
Lol are you calling …
Lol are you calling Chuck a chicken?! Lol
Chuck Norris and my …
Chuck Norris and my dog were scheduled to spar, but Chuck reneged because he said “his knee was acting up.”
Inu is the Chuck …
Inu is the Chuck Norris of the canine world! lol
toxoplasma gondii.. …
toxoplasma gondii…sounds like a badass metal band or something…
I’m not sure the …
I’m not sure the title of the song, but it goes:
“Who put the ring in the ring-a-ding-ling-lang?
“Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-bop?
“Who was that man?
“I’d like to shake his hand, because he made my baby fall in love with me.”
Personally, I think that cat owners are different because of a parasite transmitted to them by exposure to cat feces. It’s called “Toxoplasma gondii” and causes schizophrenia. I you not. Google it.
That parasite is a great example of evolutionary biology, BTW.
blue moon, right? …
blue moon, right?
as for differences between dog and cat owners…i think dog owners enjoy getting and giving attention to their pets, while cat owners might just enjoy having a pet that doesn’t really need much attention (like a goldfish). cat’s are funny sometimes, but i’ll get my fill through youtube videos
Yeah, that’s from …
Yeah, that’s from an old fifties song. I paraphrased.
Hey, I was thinking about this today:
Do you think there is a fundamental difference between dog and cat owners, besides their pets? I mean, a certain mentality? Cat people tend to creep me out.
Inu is a rabid …
Inu is a rabid beast…what a badass dog, and i love those markings. oh, and i laughed so hard at the description that milk came out of my nose…and i wasn’t even drinking milk.
“Inu put the bop in the bop-she-bop-bop and the ring in the ring-a-ding-a-ling-lang.”
classic
Well, at least …
Well, at least something named Mohammed will finally sexually satisfy a woman…
I named my computer …
I named my computer and my ex’s vibrater muhammed.
I think it’s fitting in both situations.